I'm the Lonesome Loser... Heard of me?

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Some ya’ll who are younger need to google Frank Serpico and read about his time in the NYPD and what the cops did to him and attempted to do to him up until the late 90′s. He literally had to go into hiding in Italy and Switzerland and multiple times people tried to kill him. He only came back to America after the mafia (who hated the NYPD a lot, obviously) said “you’re under our protection.”

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startswithhope

Hey, so we’re all seeing these polls come out telling us how far ahead Biden is over Trump nationally. 

That’s great. Awesome. 

You still need to vote.

Remember 2016? When everyone assumed Hillary was going to win, so 4 in 10 Americans eligible to vote DID NOT VOTE.

Non-voters can hand Trump a second term.

Ignore the polls.

Vote like people’s lives depend on it. 

Because they do.

REGISTER TO VOTE

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yourplayersaidwhat

DM: Okay, so before this campaign begins, I want to make sure everybody has fun. Tell me what you guys want to see happen sometime during this adventure.

Monk: Well since my background is a diplomat, I wouldn’t mind having some diplomacy thrown in. Maybe we’d have to negotiate with the enemies? Some stealth and infiltration would also be fun.

Druid: I want a boat.

Rogue: I want two boats.

Bard: I want there to be a volcano that explodes and we have to outrun the lava and do some super cool shit.

Barbarian: I want Drake and Josh.

DM: … So we got diplomacy, at least three boats, a volcanic explosion… and Drake and Josh… I’ll see what I can do with that.